There was an old man from Scotland,
Who passed on the name Cumberland.
With preservation in mind,
He thought he was being kind.
And found the whole scheme to be grand.
There was a young man of England,
Who lost all of his money at hand.
To start all over,
He wished on a clover.
And sailed away to a new land.
There was a young woman with a book,
For ancestors of the past she looked.
For an old mystery,
Based on family history.
And found old great granddad was a crook.